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'I know it has been a long day,' his new knight master stated to the squire, who had reached his majority two days prior.  'I remember that by dusk it was all I could do to keep my feet.'  He gestured briefly before removing his gauntlets, 'those shall be your quarters.  I have one servant who shall assist in the basics, but your duties shall include keeping it in order.'  The boots were shed and the afore mentioned servant gathered them up, to which the knight master nodded his thanks.  'In the coming years, I shall train you in your choice of arms, how to best use your armor, the joust, which is as you well know one of the only ways we can de feat the largest mageborne demons.  I shall ensure your knowledge of the Order is the finest short of joining directly, and your manners shall be suitable enough for even the Court, should you be so fortunate.  Or un-, as some would have it.  Here, this is yours until your tenure is done; do not wear it beyond that door.'  The knightmaster tossed the weary squire a small bit of silver with gems along its length.  'But the sumptuary--!'  'behind that door,' the knight master pointed, 'it is allowed.  with that, I will teach you the hardest lessons you will bear to properly represent the Knights LIthmorran and the Order of Dav, for you are comely and strong; many will seek your hand for marriage to bolster our kingdom in the face of the deaths that stalk us.'  unheeding, the squire stared blankly down at a swollen chest.  'and, as i am sure you are not aware, a happy woman is far more willing to bear your offspring.  To that end, I shall teach you the ways of pleasing a woman in all her mysteries, and you shall know the effects of your training.  we will start tonight...miss.  strip off that tunic and i will demonstrate.'  '...is-isn't this magic?' the squire gasped, aghast.  'indeed, and as such it will not leave the door.  this will help you accustom yourself to what can be done to you in the heat of battle, and if captured, after.'  '...b-but--'  'shed your tunic, your lessons begin tonight.'  It was a manly squeak, the squire thought desperately.  it really was!
Knight Bodices
This one has been sitting around for a while.  Yay low energy.  Yet another one for xinoe's collection...
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i sniff my rug of mushrooms red
and into the sky i lept
with nary a feeling of dread
yet my rug my feet kept
as i sailed the endless skies
on making a flying carpet
Temi asked what should a magic carpet require; I snarked and said mushroom infused thread.  This resulted.
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dander is rising
dogs are starting to howl
according to the rumors
the street's no place to go
cause tonight for the fifth time
just about half past sext
the order is set
it;s gonna start raining cats
it's raining cats lunare it;s raining cats, dav bless
(repeat)
I'm gonna go out
with lamp oil and a torch
and set some on fire
(chorus)
tabby fat and rangy
running drenched in oil a torch on his tail
dav curse the daravi
hateful cat lovers
messing with the weather
look what they did to lithmore
creating cats form demons
scattering them across the sky
so each dav fearing city
is drowned in cats
it's raining cats
etc, etc.
it's raining cats
original source is obvious, fair use, blah blah.  ssdd.

bored players.  what can i say.
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Fire light, fire bright, first Daravi I see tonight
I pray to Dav to cleanse them all and make our city right
the darkness fled with Knightly might
now we pyre Daravi to chase their demons back into the night.

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--the entire bandit gang was tied down and stretched out, their expressions ranging from dubious to mildly amused as an assortment of ladies from the Peacock attend to them.  Once the line was arrayed for battle and their blades whetted along with their appetite, a reeve with a wooden mallet stepped around the row.  The first lady stepped back, and the reeve drove the nail back into the board it jutted from.

"Now that i have your attention, I will ask this once for each of you.  Where is the kidnapped infant prince?"  his serious expression was underscored by the hoarse screaming of the bandit leader--
BR challenge, 2
One asked for something using 'wooden mallets'.  they didn't want to play after this one.
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