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dander is rising
dogs are starting to howl
according to the rumors
the street's no place to go
cause tonight for the fifth time
just about half past sext
the order is set
it;s gonna start raining cats
it's raining cats lunare it;s raining cats, dav bless
I'm gonna go out
with lamp oil and a torch
and set some on fire
tabby fat and rangy
running drenched in oil a torch on his tail
dav curse the daravi
hateful cat lovers
messing with the weather
look what they did to lithmore
creating cats form demons
scattering them across the sky
so each dav fearing city
is drowned in cats
it's raining cats
etc, etc.
it's raining cats
original source is obvious, fair use, blah blah.  ssdd.

bored players.  what can i say.
Fire light, fire bright, first Daravi I see tonight
I pray to Dav to cleanse them all and make our city right
the darkness fled with Knightly might
now we pyre Daravi to chase their demons back into the night.
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--the entire bandit gang was tied down and stretched out, their expressions ranging from dubious to mildly amused as an assortment of ladies from the Peacock attend to them.  Once the line was arrayed for battle and their blades whetted along with their appetite, a reeve with a wooden mallet stepped around the row.  The first lady stepped back, and the reeve drove the nail back into the board it jutted from.

"Now that i have your attention, I will ask this once for each of you.  Where is the kidnapped infant prince?"  his serious expression was underscored by the hoarse screaming of the bandit leader--
BR challenge, 2
One asked for something using 'wooden mallets'.  they didn't want to play after this one.
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--tied, gagged, and bound, the rounded end of the short pole buried in his backside, which no true man ever appreciates!  Only a woman is to be entered, not a Dav fearing man!  And to continue the japery, rough copies of Inquisitorial robes danced about him--Sweet Dav, no!  They tossed torches at his bound knees, revealing the lamp oil's shine that had been hidden in the night.  Flames rose greedily along the pole that he suddenly wished *had* been sharpened, his legs too numb to run if the fire ate the ropes faster than his flesh--an agonized scream tore itself past the gag--
BR challenge
"accidental" ooc of one of the recent ones led to a few challenges from the pbase at large.
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--strapped backwards over the wheel, the inquisitor standing over him with her robes cast aside.

"Now, we can do this one of two ways.  The easy way, or the hard way."

"The-the easy way?" he asked, hopeful that he might survive Questioning.

"Tsk.  I see the sinner does not understand.  Asking for the easy way means he gets the hard way."  She straddled the prisoner, setting her knees in padded rests he had not noticed before.  "Now.  You will talk...eventually.  Until then, do try to hold your breath."  The inquisitor pulled a rope, and the wheel rolled, taking him with it.  his head sank under the water and he frantically tried to somehow close his nose--and felt his manly sword pierce the inquisitor to her heart--the wheel rolled back and he coughed water and shuddered as his sword slipped from her notch.  "The last one could hold his breath through fifteen dunkings.  It was a rather...uninspiring performance.  Can you do better?"  Before he could answer, she hauled on the rope, sending him back into the water and his hips ramming hard into hers--


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