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--she peered through the cracked doors of her closet.  She would catch
the fiend that was defiling her hats!  The long feathered hat with
'imported' feather from the protectorates, the silk hat stiffened with
cashmere felt, the fur hat she rarely wore from Vandago...stained.  All of
them.  Ahh, sunset.  Normally she would be entertaining the delegation from
Tubor on the roof; they have such stamina, she thought with fondness.  They
pressed their petitions so fervently.  Wait, something moved.  Was it?
Could it be?  Her butler?!  In a lady's gown--HER gown!  --he was hanging
her latest hat upon her bedpost, a broad brimmed stiffened felt hat from
Farin that bore many wax fruit and felted animals in parade.  She watched
as he stroked it oh so tenderly, lovingly feeling each of the fruit in
turn.  ...he had no codpiece!  She stifled her gasp at such brazen abuse
of her gown, and stared as he pressed himself against her hat, driving--
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--begged the question, how did a noble obtain the hated Order's robes of
the jay?  No, cardinal.  One of those strange birds in the northlands.  And
with the rear cut away?  What could he--ahh, that mysterious note, the odd
request, the...lard.  Someone knew...  Who could have found out?  His loins
burned with his shame, his unnatural desires...  The noble turned, a mask
upon his features, just as he wore one of his own.

"I see you are troubled, my child," the noble said, stumbling slightly over the strange
address.  "Come, let me minister to you."

"...i have the lard, father."

"Excellent, my child.  Turn, that you may receive my blessings."

"thank you, fath--
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There was an old lady who liked it slow
but all of the men said, 'fuck?  no!'
at first she cried
then remembered the tide
and with floating wood the sea loved her high and low.
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--burned!  All the way down, settling like a serpent of fire in his
belly.  Surely it could not be as good as they say, when it feels as this!
Peering uncertainly at the purloined wineskin, he tried again.

Ahh, better.  Not as much of the flame in the mouth, and more warmth in
the--hello, where did she come from?  She must not be Farin, for she looked
upon him with blank eyes.  No disapproval, no guilt for his immoral
explorations.

"Baaaa," she whispered coyly.

"I couldn't!"  He protested, blushing.  Huh, the skin was empty.  He dropped it, staggering and landing on the lady.

"Baaaa!"

"Well....perhaps once.  A man should not enter a contract with unknown goods!"  He could not find his codpiece!  The wench surely had stolen it!  Well, two could play that game, he thought!  Driving his mighty sword deep, hearing the bleating of the goat as the sounds of a maiden taking pleasure at sheathing his mighty two-hander, he smote it as he would the Daravi--
Orlando was once a bard
shot down in his prime like a bird
pranced about in hose and a cod
to which not even his guild gave a nod.
he tried to save the city
with catchphrases sly and witty
but instead took a long walk
off a short pier without balk.
now with the fishes he sleeps
not even his mistresses do weep
as his bones roll down the bren
with no will left to tend.
The 'Death' of Orlando
because the player wanted a song from the bards on their guild channel.
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